tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-67196852833354305642012-02-16T06:16:54.156-08:00Witbombhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13954552861848302218noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6719685283335430564.post-15365873967463359872011-02-07T02:16:00.001-08:002011-02-07T02:20:44.721-08:00In a math class of mine my sophomore year at a shitty college, i couldn't resist but to plant a fart machine in the front desk - this teacher was really strange as well, which made it extra funny - the editing is sloppy as i posted it on Youtube a few years ago but no longer have the raw footage :-/ enjoy!<br /><br /><iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j297ND3C86A" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br><br />I had to sacrifice the fart machine after class to hide the fact that i did it, but a few days later i was walking by this teacher's office and saw the machine on his desk. I did a quick peek and didn't see anybody, so I nabbed it back haha. Made the whole experience that much better, i bet the poor guy still remembers it to this day. maybe not.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6719685283335430564-1536587396746335987?l=www.witbomb.com' alt='' /></div>Witbombhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13954552861848302218noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6719685283335430564.post-16899457978302982292011-02-05T22:29:00.001-08:002011-02-05T23:16:59.417-08:00Click on the pictures to make them larger<br><br><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JsJUBEXu_Ow/TU5KfEGZ4RI/AAAAAAAAAGM/BcieAGRd1ug/s1600/Pathetic%2BPoker%2BRequest%2B1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JsJUBEXu_Ow/TU5KfEGZ4RI/AAAAAAAAAGM/BcieAGRd1ug/s400/Pathetic%2BPoker%2BRequest%2B1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5570471686640886034" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JsJUBEXu_Ow/TU5Ke9F-YYI/AAAAAAAAAGE/x07gEManpOo/s1600/Looking%2Bfor%2BSkittles.jpg"><img style="display:block; 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